I've been doing my nails all wrong!
One of the reasons I don't like the ocean
Oh, the Special Olympics?
I'm not allowed to Internet
When I like a girl
Things I say while driving
I wear your Granddads clothes...
Describe your perfect date.
When it's hot outside...
Hey, I just met you.
140 year old mom with her 5 day old son.
Parenting level 439932.