Mirrors are liars, horrible, horrible liars
Just punched a hole through the door to make myself feel more manly.
What It's Like To Have Kids
Romanian City Gives Free Bus Rides To Passengers Who Read Books Inside
Leave Britany alone
The dinosaurs are pretty smart
How to hold a keyboard.
Watching The Avengers at the airport.
Cats are jerks.
I struggle with my laziness.
Start them young.
I don't trust you, human.