I can’t complain, but I’m Jewish, so I will
The Onion is so perfect sometimes.
We need education.
Stop answering the phone
Movies are so unrealistic
wow. such math.
The story of my life.
Happened to a friend of mine. Scumbag teacher.
This sums up having a beard well.
I can't think of any other one before it
Napoleon Bonaparte’s flintlock pistol