I just heard this and I think it's a fair point
What's your excuse?
Weird? That was EVERY FREAKING DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL.
Some will understand
Idiot tries to pass off like she's farmer, gets called out by real farmer
Turns out Starbucks will fill Das Boot with pumpkin spice frappucino.
The Metric System vs. Imperial
Goes both ways
Oh, they said run...
Trying to quit the internet...