Why do you want to work for us?
The power to refill.
Shrek has a lot of self confidence.
The original Winnie-the-Pooh toys.
When I get summoned for jury duty
Well played Cleverbot, well played.
The most excellent stunt by MacGyver
Amount of girls that hit on me.
Me and cats.
Indonesian Volcano Spews Hauntingly Beautiful Blue Lava
Fencing... also for old people.