My broken body
Good job, everyone.
Things that have never, ever been said
Trying to sleep
You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
Hi, is this the taxidermist?
This is YOUR fault...
Paper beats rock.
How I'm feeling about Facebook lately...
If Netflix doubled as a dating service.
This is what happens when your daughter watches twilight...