Best Childhood Toy. Ever.
Things that have never, ever been said
What are taxes and how do I pay them?
Cat is out...
How to deal with telephone salesmen
The Matterhorn, Switzerland
The Nicolas Cage Matrix
When I'm trying to come across as classy on a date.
I changed my name in my dads phone to God...
I'd tap that...
Celebrate Sloth day!
White girl saw her shadow today... 6 more weeks of pumpkin flavored everything