You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
Hi, is this the taxidermist?
If you think women are the weaker sex...
Babies are the worst roommates
The Matterhorn, Switzerland
Best Childhood Toy. Ever.
This burning log calms me down
What you do when you like somebody.
Yeah, that's why you never touch the door handle.
Changing lights of Empire State Building.