Things that have never, ever been said
Best Childhood Toy. Ever.
The Swedish Vallhund
How to deal with telephone salesmen
It was a traumatic experience for Tom.
The Matterhorn, Switzerland
The only reason I change my clothes.
Near death metal.
Who said it? Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns?
Am I the only one who didn't notice?
Kids these days...
They knew it would happen.