Pythagoras making sure his buddies didn't drink too much
We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?
Ryan Reynolds Twitter is my new favorite thing
I'm still bitter about this
When a customer threatens to "take their business somewhere else"
I have an animal at home!
How I will buy pets from now on.
Take the child!
There are starving cats in Africa.
Dance your heart out.
Weird? That was EVERY FREAKING DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL.