Dad level 439932.

Yeet yeet

Right, but it's Beyonche....

Life, uhh, finds a way.

Bonsai cherry tree.

A push up bra is like a bag of chips...

Praise the Lord and Rest Your Bones.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

I deserve this bagel... I'm just gonna scootch it over this way....

I FREAKING LOVE SCHOOL!

Sometimes, you just feel pretty.

‘Alright, everyone ready? 3… 2… 1… ALL LIVES MATTER!’

I can't wait.