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OM NOM NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
Formal apology.
Formal apology.
Japan juicebox is cooler than you.
Japan juicebox is cooler than you.
Trolling Saruman.
Trolling Saruman.
Working beard door.
Working beard door.
Mt. Everest.
Mt. Everest.
Tested on animals!
Tested on animals!
I bet she got an A+.
I bet she got an A+.
How do you answer the phone?
How do you answer the phone?
Don’t you dare.
Don’t you dare.
Bus driver drives like a boss.
Bus driver drives like a boss.
Go grandma!
Go grandma!
Words.
Words.
I’m a huge metal fan.
I’m a huge metal fan.
MMMIIILLLK!
MMMIIILLLK!
I+send+my+cat+messages+via+the+printer.
I send my cat messages via the printer.
Not+all+heroes+wear+capes
Not all heroes wear capes
Fun+with+time+zones
Fun with time zones
Local+bar+has+metal+coasters+made+from+cars+wrecked+in+drunk+driving+accidents+for+St.+Patrick%26%238217%3Bs+Day
Local bar has metal coasters made from cars wrecked in drunk driving accidents for St. Patrick’s Day
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Taking+care+of+a+kitten+infestation%21
Taking care of a kitten infestation!
2017+is+playing+a+strong+game.
2017 is playing a strong game.
Still+the+best+dodger%21
Still the best dodger!
I%26%238217%3Bm+inspired.
I’m inspired.
wanna+smuurk+a+beerrrl%3F
wanna smuurk a beerrrl?
Alumni+strong
Alumni strong
Sounds+like+a+junk+teacher+to+me.
Sounds like a junk teacher to me.
Geology+is+the+Kardashians+of+science.
Geology is the Kardashians of science.