To everyone blowing up my phone about the eclipse...

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Melania Trump might actually be blind.

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My eyes hurt.

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I burned myself! *AHAHAHAH*

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Put 'em up.

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A cruise ship is guided through the Corinth Canal, Greece.

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Total Eclipse of the Heart

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Prepare, heathens! Its avengin' time!

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Know the difference

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Inconceivable

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I couldn't watch Jaws here...

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You really have to be dynamic these days...

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Good parenting.

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Einstein's Clever Chauffeur

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Monday morning, 8am

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