too bad they prefer they box it came in
Bruce Willis will save us
the crow queen demands gifts
living the chonky dream
i am batman!
i could have been anything, but here i am
this is a real tweet from the FDA...
Elasmotherium, also known as the giant siberian unicorn. they did exist!
true or false? asking for my tall friends
go to walgreens
The cat was credited as F.d.c. willad (felis domesticus, chester)
kobayashi maru in real life
paste until ctrl v breaks
i see you
If guns don't kill people...
Why Female Friendships Are Important
In an alternate universe
Join the conversation
Can't handle the yums!
Drinking coffee late at night
I still feel ugly.
This version of 1984 is getting it's voice back!
Breafast, lunch, and dinner, bitches.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Emo alpaca is emo.