He wore it before it was cool

That brownie definitely has a curse attached

That is a black hole

Cats are liquid, but Cubert is solid

The phone knows too much…

He has a side quest for you

My brain treats bedtime like a talent show

“The tongue sticking out means I’m concentrating”

personal attack on rock bands

No paper means I am officially a ghost!

Delete Tinder, we are hiring a wizard

Gods, I actually had a social life then

1000/10

Thanks for validating my deepest, darkest paranoia

He has been a very good bronze boy

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