Taking a sick day tomorrow

I am hoofing it downtown

Fifty shades of black

Stop Tolkien and start eating

Going for the gold medal

I will push it home…

Dead silence is overrated

The highway to hell

You should probably start looking for a hotel tonight

Pumpkin spice protein powder

The glow of a blank screen is my only true comfort now

Task manager is sobbing quietly in the corner

Secret agent lifestyle

Ready to knock the entire boardroom table over

About to fly off and ruin someone’s afternoon

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