Low efficiency, maximum dehydration

busy doing absolutely nothing

took the best seat in the house

A perfect day to cancel your plans

I’d rather stare at a blank wall for hours

“Who said that?!?!?!?!”

a heavy dose of reality

What does the octopus say?

Please do not disturb the nesting dessert

“I see your true colors”

Where was Gondor when my grades fell?

“My memory is a blessing and a curse”

May the shopping carts find eternal happiness today

Time to move to a different galaxy

I hope your purse is waterproof

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