That mustache is 10/10

He’s not my Prince Charming…But I am

Is the wheel tax deductible? Asking for a friend.

I skipped it. It didn’t skip me.

“I’ll be back… for the parent-teacher conference”

The confusion is real and loud

“Will he ever squeak again, Grandma?”

Let him be!

Waiting for them to adopt me

No photos, please. My agent will call you

“Arctic Tundra” inside a “Toaster Oven”

Laundry today, jewelry tomorrow

The box that launched a thousand purrs

The toaster better have four slots for this risk

finally someone to share the ball with

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