My stomach is empty, my energy is emptier

he owns the street

intellectually fluid

emotional baggage

Check your oil and your aura

Bearly

Finally, some good freaking vitamin D

at the dentist

The ocean is safe

“Sorry I’m late, a beaver blocked highway.”

ready to herd cattle

Stepping on them feels like a federal offense

Synchronized floor potato

He is being a real piece of richard

pro-scuitto

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