Looking for a bite or a date?

“Did you get my text?” Me: Stitches faster

Sherlock Bones

Don’t Slide away from the conversation

Just missing that “murder mitten” energy

My heart just grew eight sizes

If you don’t wave, I don’t exist

“Tastes like burning” is a compliment here

I’m wealthy, but at what cost?

Could you scoot just two degrees left?

3 hearts? That’s a lot of potential heartbreak

The floor is lava

“Do Not Disturb”

His little legs are doing their absolute best

GET BACK HERE, YOU ELUSIVE HAPPY MOLECULE!

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