Aggressively hydrated

Why go to therapy when you can dig a hole?

Bob’s mustache belongs to Linda, and she knows it

the most wholesome home security system

Why is the mobile gamer seat the most comfortable?

Sitting is how hoodies assert their true shape

That mustache is 10/10

He’s not my Prince Charming…But I am

Is the wheel tax deductible? Asking for a friend.

I skipped it. It didn’t skip me.

“I’ll be back… for the parent-teacher conference”

The confusion is real and loud

“Will he ever squeak again, Grandma?”

Let him be!

Waiting for them to adopt me

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