aggressively avoiding eye contact

Evolution is wild, but housework is wilder

whooo do you think you are?

Did you offer him a snack from there too?

Gordon Ramsay would still call me an idiot sandwich

There are plenty of fish in the sea…

Explains why I’m my own biggest fan

a soft tissue issue

My budget is low, but my honesty is high

Just a slice of heaven for a kitchen appliance

Stereo-typical romantic

He’s the fresco of the forest

CEO of the playground

Talk about a hot new pet

Is it a cat or a waterfall?

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