Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

not all heroes wear shirts

if serotonin had a mascot

part oceanographer, part horror director

fooled me and healed my soul

mixer made me who I am

asked for comfort, got a studio apartment

gently sobs in millennial

Mash-terpiece moment

Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

went in oinkin’, came out orcin’

this summer… the woods bite back

100% good boy

when you swing into another realm

Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode