someone fetch him a therapist

License to Confuse, Permission to Slay

musical guests with fashion zest

Asparagus grows like it lost a bet

side quest accepted: +50 charisma

Criminal Nicknametics

trust? no. truce? absolutely

My Neighbor Toki

TSA: ma’am, your face is too happy

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

That delivery guy has seen things.

prepared for flight? now prepare for ✨me✨

Pure chaos, pure charm.

Daughters & Diplomacy

Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!