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someone fetch him a therapist

License to Confuse, Permission to Slay

musical guests with fashion zest

Asparagus grows like it lost a bet

side quest accepted: +50 charisma

Criminal Nicknametics

trust? no. truce? absolutely

My Neighbor Toki

TSA: ma’am, your face is too happy

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

That delivery guy has seen things.

prepared for flight? now prepare for ✨me✨

Pure chaos, pure charm.

Daughters & Diplomacy

Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!

My+wife+treats+me+like+a+God%26%238230%3B
My wife treats me like a God…
If+bands+had+kept+their+original+names.
If bands had kept their original names.
What+firefighters+actually+look+like.
What firefighters actually look like.
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bear%26%238217%3Bs+life.
That’s a bear’s life.
Join the conversation
You+are+free+to+choose.
You are free to choose.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+for+Fall+%28fixed%29
I can’t wait for Fall (fixed)
Re-think+vaccines.
Re-think vaccines.
Bro%2C+do+you+even+lift%3F
Bro, do you even lift?
Prairie+dog+steals+a+kiss.
Prairie dog steals a kiss.
Father+of+the+year.
Father of the year.
It%26%238217%3Bs+okay+to+cry.
It’s okay to cry.
Actors+past+and+present.
Actors past and present.