cannot afford to lose more

“I have juice boxes to attend to”

Just trying to avoid a fairy bad situation

Her smile lit up the room. And the ceiling

The cat knows more than I do

clumsy nature is just an entropy issue

Houston, the cat has reached maximum floof

I hope they’re making the noises too

Someone didn’t read their own script

We have peaked. Everyone go home.

Better a messy start than a perfect nothing

Gordon Ramsay would still call me an idiot sandwich

Why is nobody driving a pencil car today?

50% tremble, 50% hate, 100% alpha

Zero gravity, zero emails

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