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makes other greens look unemployed

fashionably dead inside

straight from the food pyramid era

white paw to e4

12 feet of oops

edgar left, not died

grandma instincts: 10/10

double chin, double giggle

she didn’t even blink

welcome to the mug club

too fluffy to fear, too fierce to fight

not the kind of home cooking i meant

sit down, it’s therapy time

nature’s angry spaghetti

clever girl… aisle seven

Everyday+I+fall+more+in+love+with+you.
Everyday I fall more in love with you.
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+buy+superpowers%26%238230%3B
You can’t just buy superpowers…
Everybody+wants+a+fairy+tale+wedding%26%238230%3B
Everybody wants a fairy tale wedding…
PPTSD.
PPTSD.
Join the conversation
When+Boston+needs+a+hero%2C
When Boston needs a hero,
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+control+everything%26%238230%3B
You can’t control everything…
Vader+makes+a+mistake.
Vader makes a mistake.
I+haven%26%238217%3Bt+had+sex+in+a+month%26%238230%3B
I haven’t had sex in a month…
How+to+tell+when+you+have+the+best+of+friends.
How to tell when you have the best of friends.
Street+art.
Street art.
May+I+take+a+bath%3F
May I take a bath?
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fight+it+kitteh%26%238230%3B
Don’t fight it kitteh…