Puns In Middle Earth

her back must be ruined

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

slept through the apocalypse

sorry to bother you

you’ve already used that password

arrest these two people

the good times will come

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

and the cat never returned

um…….. the gills i think

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

does anyone object?

this is ibs

it’s literally just fabric