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The Most Difficult English Poem

The Most Difficult English Poem
Hipster America.
Hipster America.
How the world got so big.
How the world got so big.
Instant turtle.
Instant turtle.
What’s it like to be pregnant?
What’s it like to be pregnant?
Step on Lego. Lego cries.
Step on Lego. Lego cries.
Well that was morbid…
Well that was morbid…
The universe.
The universe.
Alien dog finds snow.
Alien dog finds snow.
Hanukkah > Christmas.
Hanukkah > Christmas.
Words.
Words.
First-person shooter disease.
First-person shooter disease.
Cat treadmills.
Cat treadmills.
Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.
Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.
Highlighting.
Highlighting.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Starbucks+Pup+Cups
Starbucks Pup Cups
Netflix+and+knead%3F
Netflix and knead?
Protanopia+seems+dreary.
Protanopia seems dreary.
Carlos+Hathcock%3A+US+Marine+Corps+Sniper+with+93+confirmed+kills+and+balls+of+steel
Carlos Hathcock: US Marine Corps Sniper with 93 confirmed kills and balls of steel
Join the conversation
Yes+sir.
Yes sir.
This+Bobcat+on+Exhibit+at+the+San+Diego+Zoo
This Bobcat on Exhibit at the San Diego Zoo
What+are+you+people+even+doing%3F
What are you people even doing?
Otter+fam.
Otter fam.
Pls+no.
Pls no.
I%26%238217%3Bd+vote+this+man+into+office%2C+actually.
I’d vote this man into office, actually.
Noodles+at+-60C%3A+Concordia+research+station%2C+Antarctica
Noodles at -60C: Concordia research station, Antarctica
Causation+get+Correlated.
Causation get Correlated.