“them ankles look seasoned”

runs on lettuce and ambition

“if it’s important, they’ll email”

100% good boy

not all heroes wear shirts

I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.

hunger… my oldest companion returns

they came to cast and strut

if it fits, it tricks

i asked for volume, not vengeance

joyball

i zig when life zags

likes cookies… served straight from the freezer

childhood never left…it just got tools

fashion show with swords

I%26%238217%3Bm+not+addicted+to+reading%26%238230%3B
I’m not addicted to reading…
How+i+find+out+that+my+son+tried+to+access+my+tablet.
How i find out that my son tried to access my tablet.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+that+in+your+life.
You don’t need that in your life.
When+your+jam+starts+playing+on+the+radio.
When your jam starts playing on the radio.
Join the conversation
My+life+right+now%26%238230%3B
My life right now…
The+male+version+of+Hooters%26%238230%3B
The male version of Hooters…
The+Gamestop+of+bookstores.
The Gamestop of bookstores.
I+love+Texas.
I love Texas.
White+girls%2C+redefined.
White girls, redefined.
Rock+on.
Rock on.
Louis+CK+and+some+of+the+best+practical+advice+I%26%238217%3Bve+heard
Louis CK and some of the best practical advice I’ve heard
Units+of+measurement.
Units of measurement.