It’s okay, buddy. We’ve all been that 16-year-old

I wouldn’t trust her near a chocolate cake

15 years later, still holding the flashlight wrong

She’s connecting dots; I’m just connecting hearts

big-boned

The only bird that comes with a membership

My VCR doesn’t care about my password sharing

shell time!

I don’t tan, I just reflect the sun

So, who started?

If I fits, I social distances

just resting my eyes during the boring parts

Chaotic Neutral

I chose you, Anxiety!

so this is what dentists mean when they say “open wide”

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