10% good choices 90% “oops” 100% jazz

“Get Ready With Me”

When your future is too bright

bumblebee for that fuzzy heated seat experience

Modern problems require hilarious solutions

Physics left the chat

90% of hiking is just interpretive dance

No awkward eye contact for five minutes

One more treat and I’m literally transparent

If “peace and quiet” were a picture

Will run for potatoes and literally nothing else

Eat more minerals

I’ll just wait for the sequel indoors

I hope they use silver spoons carefully

Simple, elegant, and absolutely terrible

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