“Trust me, I’m an engineer” (Narrator: He wasn’t)

organic “to do” list

The house is already 40% his

A bag of joy

One “good job” away from a medical degree

fake it till you make it

I didn’t need to see this, but I’m glad

That joke aged better than my sleep schedule

50-hour journey of “Oh, I forgot this banger!”

When you lie down to “think” for five minutes

“we are all made of stars”

I bet the coffee machine has seen some things

10/10 side-eye. Would definitely feel guilty again

It’s the law

Brb, going to fetch a shooting star real quick

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