Why swim when you can gallop?

A quick trip to the sun and back

Game of Thrones, but make it Baywatch

The box always wins. Every. Single. Time.

The world is free, the plane ticket is not

Whee-haw

The belly stays big to store the snacks, sweetie

My laptop is currently a very expensive space heater

Holy cannoli

His neck is doing a lot of heavy lifting

Fuji who? I only see two legends

Stealing hearts and seats at the stadium

aggressively avoiding eye contact

Evolution is wild, but housework is wilder

whooo do you think you are?

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