I’ve been asleep for 20 minutes or 20 years

This is a violation of my peace and quiet

one update away from Tremors

The Third Law just broke my heart

I’ve never finished a book this fast before

Why swim when you can gallop?

A quick trip to the sun and back

Game of Thrones, but make it Baywatch

The box always wins. Every. Single. Time.

The world is free, the plane ticket is not

Whee-haw

The belly stays big to store the snacks, sweetie

My laptop is currently a very expensive space heater

Holy cannoli

His neck is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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