This is a hostage situation

Are you okay or do you need a McFlurry?

I don’t trust anyone who can hear their own chewing

stuck in a feedback loop

I’m not saying you’re failing, but look at me

That thought was important. It’s gone forever now

My LEGO figures are about to have a feast

Dark Mode

being a “good human” still trends

The vibes have officially departed the station

When the dissonance hits just right

That look when you realize you’re not actually a wolf

Sir, please stop staring at me with your entire body

WD-40 for humans

look, it has pockets!

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