busy doing absolutely nothing

took the best seat in the house

I’d rather stare at a blank wall for hours

“Who said that?!?!?!?!”

a heavy dose of reality

What does the octopus say?

Please do not disturb the nesting dessert

Where was Gondor when my grades fell?

“My memory is a blessing and a curse”

May the shopping carts find eternal happiness today

Time to move to a different galaxy

I hope your purse is waterproof

identity crisis

fake it till you make it

“Oh, my bad… I’ll just hit the trash later.”

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