“Haha, yeah…”

Taking the edge off? More like ending it

My summer body is officially well done

Now my family just checks my pulse

Let’s hibernate…

looks like a frozen block of lasagna

“anti-sadness” cheat code

George Lucas is furiously writing a script now

This is what happens when dyslexia takes over

Too short to go home, too long to exist

I too want to become furniture for felines

Perspective is hard when you’re carbs-deep in bed

It’s his universe

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

Every animal sounds like a minor wizard

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