true crime here is a bad personality

This is a private meeting, please hop off

Gus has very expensive taste

If it’s 167, I’m suing

Rest in peace to my dignity and ankles

Suddenly the world makes a lot less sense

Beauty is on the inside. Way, way inside.

“I’m here to lobby for more trash cans”

Imagine being dead and still getting rejected

My camera roll is just sky and cats

“I’ll finish this in 5 minutes.” 3 hours later:

We were robbed of peak cinema

Tom Hearty

relatively funny

a massive promotion

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