George Lucas is furiously writing a script now

This is what happens when dyslexia takes over

Too short to go home, too long to exist

I too want to become furniture for felines

Perspective is hard when you’re carbs-deep in bed

It’s his universe

“Thanks for the buffet, here is some misery”

Every animal sounds like a minor wizard

Just a casual breakfast on a cosmic missile

I am the manager of that absolute clown

“Happy Birth”

Can’t wait for parent-teacher conferences this year

Perfect focus on exactly how amazing she is

He’s trying on his future self

I am an elite athlete in this discipline

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