Feeling Lucky?

On life and time.

On life and time.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Sometimes I need one of these.
Sometimes I need one of these.
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Stan the nervous horse.
Stan the nervous horse.
Lousy Zazu.
Lousy Zazu.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Just Thanksgiving at grandma’s… Wait what?!
Cat lift.
Cat lift.
The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster!
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Fish tank.
Fish tank.
Unbreakable+Kimmy+Schmidt++dishes+it+out.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt dishes it out.
Mitch+Hedberg+on+golf.
Mitch Hedberg on golf.
You+will+never+rid+the+world+of+us.
You will never rid the world of us.
Parenting+for+fun+and+for+profit.
Parenting for fun and for profit.
Join the conversation
Don%26%238217%3Bt+Lose+Your+Pen
Don’t Lose Your Pen
A+rigorous+study+just+revealed%3A+College+students+with+access+to+recreational+cannabis+on+average+earn+worse+grades+and+fail+classes+at+a+higher+rate.
A rigorous study just revealed: College students with access to recreational cannabis on average earn worse grades and fail classes at a higher rate.
Brrrr
Brrrr
Let+me+live+that+fantasy%26%238230%3B
Let me live that fantasy…
You+feel+me+dawg%3F
You feel me dawg?
Political+correctness+is+futile.
Political correctness is futile.
Show+me+Your+happy+face
Show me Your happy face
How+the+moon+was+created
How the moon was created