I bought you a card...
Titanic - Then and Now
Schwerin Castle, Germany
After just watching a woman pay for half of her groceries with food stamps, the other with a stack of $50s and drive away in a new Lincoln, this reinforced my unpopular opinion.
Very Rollin, Much Hatin, Such Ridin Dirty
Words to live by.
Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone
Turn it down a bit...
Sarah Palin must be happy the Olympics are in Sochi
Grumpy Cat is pleased.
Healthy tip: dip cauliflower in BBQ sauce