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On life and time.

On life and time.
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
a good place to sit
a good place to sit
chucks forever
chucks forever
right swipe
right swipe
death by roomba army
death by roomba army
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
now your kids can suffer just like you!
now your kids can suffer just like you!
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
men, do you accept the challenge?
men, do you accept the challenge?
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
try saying that five times fast!
try saying that five times fast!
genius. dishonest, but genius
genius. dishonest, but genius
life hack
life hack
Coming+home+drunk+and+trying+to+be+quiet%26%238230%3B
Coming home drunk and trying to be quiet…
How+are+you+going+to+spend+your+first+paycheck%3F
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
Red+Forman+meets+a+gay+couple.
Red Forman meets a gay couple.
Easily+the+worst+decision+I%26%238217%3Bve+made+in+a+long+time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Join the conversation
You+forgot+to+inform+me+you+were+in+the+bathroom%26%238230%3B
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
Getting+a+good+deal+on+a+new+car.
Getting a good deal on a new car.
500+yards.
500 yards.
This+is+what+Mount+Rushmore+was+supposed+to+look+like+if+they+hadn%26%238217%3Bt+run+out+of+funding+in+1941
This is what Mount Rushmore was supposed to look like if they hadn’t run out of funding in 1941
Bullet-riddled+%28Gaza+Strip%29
Bullet-riddled (Gaza Strip)
Before+shots.
Before shots.
Do+she+got+dat+booty%3F
Do she got dat booty?
And+then+there+was+two%26%238230%3B
And then there was two…