I'll just call tomorrow.
New Bad Words We Should Consider
Not to be sexist, but...
Had a customer with Down Syndrome come in. This is the tip he left me
Perfect dad joke execution
The law protecting animals
The first 1000 digits of pi connected.
If you're waiting for Prince Charming.
Why do I fall at life.
The parts of a girl.
You're the worst at pranks.
When Explosm sticks to their word.