Eye colour makes a difference
Business cards for tall people.
I have an epipen...
Jim Gaffigan near perfectly predicts the future of food.
Life isn't fair.
This is pleasant.
Can't we all just get along?
Last year I gave my turtle a skate board for his birthday. Still my favorite photo of him
Fixed it, OCD style.
I worked there for over two years. This is very accurate.
I whip my bear back and forth.