You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
If you think women are the weaker sex...
Cat is out...
To catch the ball, you must be the ball.
Babies are the worst roommates
Best Childhood Toy. Ever.
Never question a Sith Lord.
Why we invaded Iraq.
How to tell if it's hot outside.
Importance of the Oxford Comma.