Things that have never, ever been said
Hi, is this the taxidermist?
The Matterhorn, Switzerland
My broken body
The Nutella equation
How to deal with telephone salesmen
Sheldon explaining fandom life.
The Cake is a Lie, and other such stories.
Yeeeeaaahhhh.... Cuddle weather...
Brushie brushie brushie
Dark side of the U.S. Presidency.
Star Wars technology.