An open letter to Washington.
Why do you have a child's ticket?
Dear Santa, here is what I want for Christmas.
A Christmas surprise!
A quick look around.
You're gonna regret that in the morning.
I'm as cute as me!
Aziz Ansari being Aziz Ansari
I FREAKING LOVE SCHOOL!
Bonsai cherry tree.
Grandma is pretty high-tech these days...