When did you go to Germany?!
Ghost prank gone wrong.
I bought you a card...
I hate Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dealing with USPS
If Earth had rings like Saturn.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
This scares me so much.
Shall we dance?
When people ask me for directions.
Ice tray, strawberries, chocolate... GO!