Forget time dilation, black holes, and relativity. This is what I remember.
Don't listen to them...
Benjamin Franklin's unrecorded wisdom...
Your fav movies with one letter removed
dis my boxes
Almost had a heart attack this morning at work.
Boot camp winning.
Well played, chemistry book.
I hate snow.
Louis C.K. Loves People-Watching
Push up bras are like bags of chips...