An atheist, a vegan, and A CrossFitter walk into a bar.
I have a dream.
Look, I made some binoculars!
A strong, independent black dog who don't need no man.
Trust me, I'm an engineer.
Ran out of batteries...
Another reason to be scared of clowns.
After just watching a woman pay for half of her groceries with food stamps, the other with a stack of $50s and drive away in a new Lincoln, this reinforced my unpopular opinion.
Swagger starts young.
Handbag of death.