I bought you a card...

Dear dad.

Texting with Grammy.

After just watching a woman pay for half of her groceries with food stamps, the other with a stack of $50s and drive away in a new Lincoln, this reinforced my unpopular opinion.

This is EXACTLY how it happens every month.

Very Rollin, Much Hatin, Such Ridin Dirty

Cat discovers tail.

DIY calculator bracelet.

...and nobody will take back.

Written Communication.

There, there human.

Delicious cell division.