On life and time.

On life and time.

that was a quick diagnosis

that was a quick diagnosis

I’ve found my calling

I’ve found my calling

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

looking for recommendations, not advice… oh my

that headline took a turn

that headline took a turn

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

This album is gonna slap

This album is gonna slap

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

i am vengeance, i am the knight, i am your babysitter!

geese are dicks

geese are dicks

five stars

my daily doom scrolling procedure

my daily doom scrolling procedure

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

i need more of this

i need more of this

ok john mayer

this is a crime against eating

this is a crime against eating