Not to be sexist, but...
I'll just call tomorrow.
We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?
This is advance evil…
Perfect dad joke execution
Had a customer with Down Syndrome come in. This is the tip he left me
Charizard will protect us.
When reading gets too real
What breaking bad would look like as a children's book
Simplified Disney movie covers.
He was not amused.