On life and time.

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

the insurance mafia

tall girl problems

inflatable baby prison

keep laughing see what happens

the power rangers have very patient villains

every color means go to a cyclist

all the other mugs are just decoration mugs

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

all is not well in waffleville

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

reason #1 is pretty obvious

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

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