When you're using headphones
Movies are so unrealistic
Answering questions like a presidential candidate
Stop answering the phone
I can’t complain, but I’m Jewish, so I will
The Hypocrite Diaries.
My parents spanked me as a child.
A male version of Hooters.
The world's worst enemy.
Slain K-9 officer being led out of veterinary hospital in coffin. His name was Rocco.