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On life and time.

On life and time.
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.
This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
Well worn knives.
Well worn knives.
Calm down, David; We believe in us.
Calm down, David; We believe in us.
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
She can do better.
She can do better.
This is b-e-a-utiful.
This is b-e-a-utiful.
The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.
Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.
The new local dog park checks out.
The new local dog park checks out.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
Brought+to+you+by+ADHD.
Brought to you by ADHD.
Obese+Disney+princesses.
Obese Disney princesses.
Teach+me+how+to+Urkel.
Teach me how to Urkel.
Truth.
Truth.
Join the conversation
Burn%21
Burn!
I+created+a+monster%21
I created a monster!
What+is+the+internet%3F
What is the internet?
Nothing+is+funny.
Nothing is funny.
You%26%238217%3Bre+so+hilarious%26%238230%3B
You’re so hilarious…
Why+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+kids.
Why I don’t want kids.
Words.
Words.
Bed+and+breakfast.
Bed and breakfast.