Feeling Lucky?

On life and time.

On life and time.
Liek diz?
Liek diz?
Customs around the world.
Customs around the world.
What is this and why am I not there?!
What is this and why am I not there?!
It’s better than sex.
It’s better than sex.
Reasons we broke up.
Reasons we broke up.
Your move, zombies.
Your move, zombies.
Dude…what was in that apple?
Dude…what was in that apple?
I have nothing to wear…
I have nothing to wear…
Can this replace duckface?
Can this replace duckface?
clikFWAP
clikFWAP
The important roles of body parts
The important roles of body parts
Without a male with which to mate…
Without a male with which to mate…
Snow White
Snow White
I could sit here.
I could sit here.
Punched up the fuckline.
Punched up the fuckline.
Using+Google.
Using Google.
The+first+step+to+forgiveness.
The first step to forgiveness.
No%2C+man%26%238230%3B.
No, man….
Hey%21+Wanna+buy+some+magic%3F%21
Hey! Wanna buy some magic?!
Join the conversation
Dance%21+DANCE%21
Dance! DANCE!
All+the+bras%21
All the bras!
As+a+veteran+recently+out+of+the+military.
As a veteran recently out of the military.
There%26%238217%3Bs+always+time+for+tea.
There’s always time for tea.
Our+cows+are+vegan%21
Our cows are vegan!
Thanks+Disney%26%238230%3B+right+in+my+feels.
Thanks Disney… right in my feels.
Bangstaches.
Bangstaches.
My+schedule+now+that+I+have+a+full+time+job.
My schedule now that I have a full time job.