Feeling Lucky?

On life and time.

On life and time.
Listen to your heart.
Listen to your heart.
Horror movies…
Horror movies…
Google this.
Google this.
Words.
Words.
After a long night of delivering gifts…
After a long night of delivering gifts…
How to care for your new baby.
How to care for your new baby.
Truth.
Truth.
You’re getting veal?
You’re getting veal?
2045.
2045.
How did I die?
How did I die?
I’d totally eat you last.
I’d totally eat you last.
Why you don’t look cool.
Why you don’t look cool.
Every morning.
Every morning.
Then vs. Than.
Then vs. Than.
Christmas this year sucked.
Christmas this year sucked.
Wife+troll.
Wife troll.
You+know+what+he+did%3F
You know what he did?
Divide+by+zero.
Divide by zero.
I+do+this.
I do this.
Join the conversation
Meanwhile+in+america%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in america…
Computer+question.
Computer question.
Parenting+fail.
Parenting fail.
Interview+gone+wrong.
Interview gone wrong.
I+do+not+find+this+amusing.
I do not find this amusing.
How+the+world+riots.
How the world riots.
I+had+the+same+problem%26%238230%3B
I had the same problem…
Take+any+card%26%238230%3B
Take any card…