Feeling Lucky?

On life and time.

On life and time.
You wouldn’t hit a lady, would you?
You wouldn’t hit a lady, would you?
Evil Cows.
Evil Cows.
That’s my jam!
That’s my jam!
Confidence.
Confidence.
A Turdis!
A Turdis!
Wooden deck of cards.
Wooden deck of cards.
I’m swimming… man!
I’m swimming… man!
The creepiest Spongebob episode.
The creepiest Spongebob episode.
Mighty Power Rangers.
Mighty Power Rangers.
Big Hugs Elmo is tired of your crap.
Big Hugs Elmo is tired of your crap.
The National language of the United States.
The National language of the United States.
How to turn an beer bottle into a glass.
How to turn an beer bottle into a glass.
A True Breaking Bad Enthusiast
A True Breaking Bad Enthusiast
Sharing is fun!
Sharing is fun!
You’re that one guy!
You’re that one guy!
finishing+high+school+%3E+saving+the+world
finishing high school > saving the world
%2AGrabs+red+ranger+mask+from+closet%2A
*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*
sunnyside+up
sunnyside up
don%26%238217%3Bt+leave+steve+hanging
don’t leave steve hanging
Join the conversation
double+bacon+cheeseburger
double bacon cheeseburger
hire+them+both
hire them both
When+your+kids+does+you+a+solid
When your kids does you a solid
don%26%238217%3Bt+ask+for+red+wine
don’t ask for red wine
Why+can%26%238217%3Bt+the+doctor+just+come+to+me%3F
Why can’t the doctor just come to me?
What+part+of+the+chicken+is+the+ring%3F
What part of the chicken is the ring?
100+is+too+long+to+wait
100 is too long to wait
so+the+interview+went+well%2C+then%3F
so the interview went well, then?