I was that kid...
You're not going to eat that treat...
Oh, the Special Olympics?
One of the reasons I don't like the ocean
Square bottle prototypes
Things I say while driving
After just watching a woman pay for half of her groceries with food stamps, the other with a stack of $50s and drive away in a new Lincoln, this reinforced my unpopular opinion.
You farted in Trader Joe's...
Understanding Poker hands.
You could wear this to a knight club.
Life in a nutshell.