Water your owl until it blooms
Not like now
Answering questions like a presidential candidate
My brother is a police officer. If only people would be able to spend only a day in his shoes, the world would be a different place.
Please, we're begging you.
As a gym owner this time of year.
I get it now.
He's a crafty one...
April Fools' Day is coming, this will prevent your roommate's soap from lathering
I play teh Bach.