The Onion is so perfect sometimes.
He is already dead. So I can't kill him again
The more you squint, the clearer it becomes…..
Frank, hey Frank...who's at the door?!
Religious extremists aren't religious
Cats are jerks.
He shall be called, Kitler.
There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
It's not you... it's me.
Celebrity men in women's bodies.