
Before text messages.

Bill Gates, the criminal.

James Bond doing James Bond things.

Everyone thinks I'm overdramatic...

Hey, nice to meet you!

The difference between campaigning and having the job:

I ate their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

What is that?

They signed!

This one time, in London...

Just a real transformer...

Which Jim Carrey face is your favorite?