What's your excuse?
I just heard this and I think it's a fair point
There is always too much pasta
I never knew that was a slang term
Weird? That was EVERY FREAKING DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL.
World's funniest joke
But.. I love her :(
May I use your phone to call my mother?
Can You Hear The Heavy Breathing?
I have a dream.
Two birds, one stone.