Might be pushing too hard with this joke...
Blind cross country runner with guide
Edible writing utensils.
Sounds about right...
Things Drake Do
Legendary computer hacker Kevin Mitnick's business card is actually a lock picking set.
Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.
I have an actual job and I don't live at home.
Louis C.K. Loves People-Watching
The inventors of Thanksgiving.