When I'm really into a novel.
Best reaction to seeing Justin Bieber kissing anyone.
Celebrities aging gracefully.
Well played dad, well played.
Norman Borlaug - spawn of the devil.
Why there are no gentlemen today.
Y U NO LIVE IN PEACE?
In advance of our annual awkward Thanksgiving conversation...
When's your birthday?
I'm not the smartest cat.
I am a cheetah!